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  <title>All My Thoughts On God</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:13:50 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Your results:&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;You are &lt;font size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;The Joker&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;The Joker&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;64&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 64%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Riddler&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;58&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 58%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Lex Luthor&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;52&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 52%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Dr. Doom&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;52&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 52%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Magneto&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;50&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 50%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Venom&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;47&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 47%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Apocalypse&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;46&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 46%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Juggernaut&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;42&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 42%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Dark Phoenix&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;41&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 41%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Mr. Freeze&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;39&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 39%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Green Goblin&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;38&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 38%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Kingpin&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;35&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 35%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Catwoman&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;35&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 35%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Two-Face&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;34&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 34%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Poison Ivy&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;26&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 26%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Mystique&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;hr align=&quot;LEFT&quot; noshade=&quot;NOSHADE&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;22&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; 22%&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td width=&quot;250&quot;&gt;The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane.  You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain/pics/joker.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:55:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>So I took this quiz....</title>
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  <description>Hey gang...of 2,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amy told me to take this quiz and post the results here, so here it goes....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TYPE P&lt;br /&gt;You scored 70 imagination, 91 confidence, 83 dominance, and 83 generosity!&lt;br /&gt;You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There&apos;s no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren&apos;t afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you&apos;re never boring. You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you&apos;ve read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you&apos;re good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won&apos;t be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don&apos;t hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover. You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it! You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I&apos;m sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it&apos;s okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do! WE SUGGEST YOU: get into some slightly more hardcore fantasy territory. Go for bondage in a not so light and fluffy way and discover just what you really like. Want to play master/slave games? Want to be tied up or tie someone up, in just enough discomfort that they don&apos;t quite relax? Want to try a threesome? Maybe you&apos;d even like to try out sado-masochism. It&apos;s your call. Whatever you do, unleash that kinky thing you&apos;ve always really wanted to try and give it a go, you&apos;re a great lover, and you know it, up for anything, generous, imaginative, confident, and happy to go for what you want, so enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have fun out there guys...until next time,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Peace~&lt;br /&gt;T.Z.P.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:32:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Sands of Time</title>
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  <description>We all must face it at some point. Time constantly pushes against us, and the inevitability of life shows us that our plans may not come into fruition. I&apos;ve had many ideas of what my life would be like, but I was diseased with being physically unattractive and socially awkward for most of my youth (thankfully, I got over being socially awkward) I know see myself in a different position than before, and with it has come different opportunities. I feel like I&apos;ve been the lame kid for far too long, and it is a role that I am damned to play until my end. At least I have a kind and supportive mate to spend my life with, and without her I do not know what I would do. Amy, I know you will probably be the only one to read this, so just know that that last sentence was about you. But I digress, the sands of time are trapping me. I&apos;m only 21, but I feel as if my opportunities to be a young man are passing much quicker than I thought they would. My schedule and responsibilities are only a small part of it, I alone must accept the vast bulk of the blame. I&apos;ve always wanted to be able to look back on my life and smile knowing that, no matter what it was, no matter how stupid of an idea it turned out to be, I did it. That I will be able to leave this world without ever wondering &quot;what&apos;s that like,&quot; or &quot;I wonder...&quot; So I have decided to gather a list of things that I have never done, but have held at least a faint curiosity about. This list, when completed, will probably get me in serious trouble, but I fear this may be my last chance to strike back at time, so I can look at my teenage children yelling at me because I don&apos;t know what it&apos;s like, and smile back, thinking to myself, &quot;If these little bastards only knew.&quot; I encourage all others who read this (both of you) to do this in your own lives, hold no reservations, leave nothing out, don&apos;t be shy, and don&apos;t fear what others will say. If you seek the approval of others, you will be there slave, we will only be young once, and it is imperative that we use this time to do the things that the mature adult world will most likely not allow to happen. And as a great sage once said, &quot;There is a time and a place for everything, and it&apos;s called college.&quot; I do not know what will become of this, but I know that in doing this I can truly leave nothing behind, and that I will be able to look back upon my life and know that I left nothing behind, undone, and with no regret.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Hoping you find Peace~&lt;br /&gt;T.Z.P.</description>
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